The Galactic Gnus. What's Newz today is Oldz tomorrow.
Empire and Lizard forces continue to swap planets decimating each others ability to keep their starbases supplied. Lizards, reputed to taste like chicken, are continuing to act like chickens by hiding behind their cloaking devices and refusing to act in an honorable manner. Recently promoted sub-lieutenant Evil, cautions the general population that there may be a reduction in luxury items in order to complete our 3rd Gorbi class ship. Pilots are being rushed through their training in order to man these fine examples of superior Empire technology.
In other newz, friends of our cowardly attackers, the Fascists are suffering defeats and loss of planets. The Empire applauds the actions of those factions ridding the Echo cluster of their influence. |
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